"Without music, life would be a mistake." -Friedrich Nietzsche

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox)

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

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  • Person: never have I ever used the lord's name in vain
  • Me: God dammit

codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…

bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

yung-barce:

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! BILL!

yung-barce:

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! BILL!

officialwhitegirls:

when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room

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(Source: officialwhitegirls)

(Source: just-for-grins)

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it.

—Unknown (via blackbruise)

(Source: crazed-individual)