"These tacos taste funny to you?"

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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mostly10:

cherishedcastiel:

mostly10:

if jody dies I will flip my fucking shit

or gets turned.

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

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percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

unimpressedcats:

Cat 1: eww gross have you seen what she’s wearing ??Cat 2: OH HELL NAWW MY NANA KNIT ME THIS BITCH

unimpressedcats:

Cat 1: eww gross have you seen what she’s wearing ??
Cat 2: OH HELL NAWW MY NANA KNIT ME THIS BITCH

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nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

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I give a fuck. I give lots of fucks, actually. I’m a prostitute of feelings.

—(via c-isnenegro)

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Me n Abby against the evil that is the vacuum cleaner.

Me n Abby against the evil that is the vacuum cleaner.

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